captainwho88

Hyper fart stories are nice and all, but sometimes less is more. I thought about writing a realistic fart story for some time now, but I always end up just going overboard. (My first Ashley Graham story is an example of that, and we all know the direction that took). That’s why I figured I would attempt writing out some of my personal experiences again to ensure I stay in the realm of reality. The following is based on a true story, with made up names. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In retrospect, my first ever job was a nightmare. While I was hired to be a part of the customer service desk at a supermarket, I ended up being relegated to the same role each and every day: Custodial work. You see, we didn’t have a janitor. Instead, we all pitched in to help out with cleaning. The problem is, most of my coworkers would complain day in and day out about the nastier jobs (Scrubbing public toilets, cleaning pipes, and emptying waste tanks). I hated that